Copyright 1994(c) COMMUTERS By Michael Hahn The only down-side of this job is the time I spend commuting. Five days a week I sit in traffic, coming and going. It's very tedious to sit in a slow-moving line of cars for an hour each way, and my mind and my eyes tend to wander. This morning I came to a complete stop trying to get out of Sterling. The minivan in front of me had tinted windows, so there wasn't much of interest in that direction. I glanced in the rearview mirror, and saw something that didn't look right. Behind me was a green Jaguar; the driver was a CEO-type, grey hair, grey suit, red tie, steel-rimmed glasses. His passenger was a thin, pale fellow with long, greasy hair. They both sat staring straight ahead, neither speaking. The driver sat clutching the wheel with both hands, his knuckles white. As I watched, the passenger slowly turned his head toward the driver, stared at him for a long moment, then again faced front. I glanced away from the mirror to check the progress of the traffic in front of me, but no one was moving. When I returned my attention to the car behind me, the passenger was climbing out of the car. He closed the door, stepped down off the road and across the ditch, and disappeared into the trees lining the street. The driver still sat there, white-knuckled hands wrapped around the steering wheel. He hadn't even twitched when the pale, scruffy fellow closed the Jaguar's door. From the corner of my eye I saw the taillights in front of me go dark, and I shifted my attention to creeping forward a car-length or two. When I again looked into my rear-view mirror, the Jaguar hadn't moved. The drivers behind him were beginning to honk their horns, but the CEO-type seemed oblivious to them. As the line of commuters ahead of me moved forward again, a couple of cars went around the Jaguar. As I moved slowly around a bend, I saw someone leave his car to pound on the Jaguar's window. The impatient commuter pulled open the driver's door, and as I disappeared around the corner, I saw the driver's body slide out onto the pavement. That image bothered me all day. I scanned the newspaper the following morning, catching the small box detailing the discovery of a heart-attack victim in his car on Dranesville Road. My morning coffee suddenly seemed very bitter. I thought about the thin, pale hitchhiker, and his drawn face and lifeless eyes now seemed sinister. That's a terrible way to start a morning, I thought to myself, and grabbed my briefcase. Twenty minutes later I was sitting in traffic, watching the cars and drivers around me. I passed the spot where the Jaguar had been, and where the pale passenger had disappeared into the trees. I watched the trees, but no one was there. I rolled my eyes, chiding myself for being an alarmist, and returned my attention to the road. The traffic crept forward. The tap on the passenger-side window brought me out of my morning reverie. On the other side of the glass was the face of the Jaguar's passenger, silent, pale, and frightening. I cut my wheels sharply to the left, jammed my foot on the accelerator, and made a tire-squealing U-turn, narrowly missing a pickup truck moving in the opposite direction. A timid glance in the rearview mirror showed the figure of the pale hitchhiker standing at the side of the road, watching me speed away. I drove quickly back to my apartment, unlocked the door, and dropped my briefcase on the couch. I walked to the bathroom, loosening my tie as I went. I splashed water on my face, startled at the way my hands were shaking. I put down the toilet lid, and sat there trying to calm down. When my heart slowed and my hands stopped shaking, I smiled a rueful smile at the face in the mirror, and headed for the phone to call my office, sure they'd ask me why I was late, and unsure as to what I would tell them. I picked up the kitchen phone, dialed the number, and stepped around the corner to the living room. The phone fell from my fingers. From very far away, I could hear the ringing, and the voice of my secretary. The thin, pale man stood in my living room. His eyes locked on mine. And then he smiled. END