NEW JOINT IN TOWN 
             RUBY'S JOINT BBS - Home of the legendary Ruby 
               Begonia, opened 2/20/93 at 1-904-777-6799
 
          Come one, come all, to the most exciting show on earth!
     (Ruby figures if it was good enough for P.T., it's good enough
     for her.) 
          Visit the Ruby's Pearls conference, browse the library
     of Ruby's Pearls issues from first to latest, check out the 
     Adventures at Kent's Place, a longtime series preceding 
     Adventures with Ruby, which is currently ongoing in the
     elecmag, and contribute to the merriment by posting your
     literary gem for possible inclusion in a future issue. 
          RUBY'S JOINT GRAND OPENING was held February 20, 1993,
     which also just happened to be Ruby's birthday. She was 108
     years old, (as you could plainly see if we brought the
     painting out of the attic.) We won't, though - we just dress
     Ruby up in her silver leather mini-skirt, sequined top and
     those spike heels with the goldfish globes that now contain
     piranha, and let her do her thing atop the bar at Ruby's
     Joint. It is a sight to make your eyes sore, trust us. 
          Call 1-904-777-6799 all hours of the day and night. The
     board is dedicated to the creative streak in each of us.