Qulit til you wilt!
Don't touch my craft room-it'll confuse me & screw up my world!
Stitcher's favorite drink--Sewda!
Clicking Ruby slippers together: "There's no place like Michael's Crafts"
I am a material girl. Wanna see my fabric collection?
She who dies with the most wool, gets fleeced.
This skein is the worsted one yet!
My dentist uses DMC Floss, does yours?
You're as sharp as a pin.... head.
Old crafters never die, they just get more bazaar.
Never let a knitting machine know you're in a hurry.
Never let a sewing machine know you're in a hurry.
Fiber artists use fuzzy logic.
I suffered for my art. Now it's your turn.
Accept no sheep imitations.
I've learned from my mistakes and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
"Look Ma! She's making wool!"
No, the sheep makes the wool; I make the yarn.
I'm just an old spinner, plying my trade.
"Look at the weaver, looming in the corner!"
Just another fiber artist, bobbin and weavin'.
She who dies with the most wool, gets fleeced.
You gotta be warped to weave.
I paint what I see.  See that dragon over there?
I paint what I see.  You wanna be blue or green?
This skein is the worsted one yet!
Spent so much on the loom, I've got nothing weft!
"But how does the yarn get around the big wheel?"
It's only a 4 harness loom, but twill serve.
Handspinners are twisted.
"How many sheep make a sweater?"
Handspinners put their own twist on things.
I think I need a spin doctor, this yarn is overplied.
Fiber artists dye laughing.
That's why they call it a DROP spindle.
And I am a material girl. Wanna see my fabric collection?
This is a dummy tagline. Do not wind past the heddles.
Hello FTD? I'd like to send a spinster some hard felt flowers.
"Housework, done properly, can kill you."  -- Erma Bombeck
A stitch in time is mine
I am a quilter and my house is in pieces
My wife is a quilter and our house is in pieces
Quilters don't do buttons
Quilting is my passion (chocolate comes in a close second)
Sew much fabric...sew little time
"Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray..."
German word for bra:  stoppenzefloppen
He who dies with the most fabric(floss)wins!
Blessed are the Ouilters for they are the piecemakers.
Quilting forever...housework whenever!
"Quilt 'til you wilt!"
You know you're a frabriholic your husband isn't allowed in the sewingroom.
Real cross stitchers floss every day.
I will cross that stitch when I come to it
Cross stitchers are x-rated
I'm a fabric stabber
Home is where the floss is
Counting is a stitch
Born to cross Stitch
A needle in the hand is worth two in the chair