About our Network!!

   SwingersNet has been running for about a year now, and we've recently
   reduced the number of inactive nodes.  We're currently recruiting
   Regional Coordinators, Hubs, Nodes, and even Zone Coordinators,
   "If you're outside the U.S."  Anyway, all we ask from you is that
   you're fairly familiar with either QWK networking, or FIDO style
   networking.  And that you TRY to keep messages on topic.  Also, 
   at a minimum, YOU should respond to messages in the ADMIN area.  

   SwingersNet is frequented by a lot of females from all over the country
   and Canada.  Included in this ZIP file is a sample QWK packet from the
   network so you can sample what SwingersNet has to offer.

   Q.  Why should I carry SwingersNet?
   A.  1.  It's Fucking GREAT!!!!!!!
       2.  Because it doesn't have a bunch of shitty rules!
       3.  Because my users will LOVE SwingersNet, and love me for carrying it.
       4.  Because I want to learn more about Networking and SwingersNet
           is a GREAT Network for that!
       5.  Because I want to meet bunches of Babes, and or Guys for a GREAT time.

  Q.  Why Shouldn't I carry SwingersNet?
  A.   1.  Because I'm a Lamer and don't have a life!
       2.  Because I'm 17 and borrowing my daddy's computer!
       3.  Becuase I'm a child molestor and want to find children for sex.
       4.  Because I'm an international drug smuggler and want to make new
           connections to sell my Goods.
       5.  Duuhhhhhhh, what's a network?

  Anyway, what are you wasting time reading this for?  Get on that modem 
  and get connected!  "DO IT NOW!!"  "I MEAN IT!!"  "Aren't you dialing yet?"


                               Player & Samantha
                               Fantasy HOTline BBS
                               816-333-4476