Warning: Most of these are in extremely poor taste:

What were Koresh's final words?
"No, I wanted a BUD light!"


How many Branch Davidians can you fit into a VW Bug?
Ans: Ninety.  Four in the seats and eighty six in the ashtray.


WACO = We're All Crispy Outside


I heard today that Jeffrey Daumer escaped from prison......
He heard they were having a Bar B Que in Waco!


Did you hear . . .
    They are changing the name of Waco Texas,
            They are gonna call it
                   Corpus Crispy


What does Waco stand for?
What a cook out!


What do you call a Branch Davidian with a fire extinguisher?
A heretic.


What do you call a Scientologist with a flamethrower?
A copycat.


Did you hear that David Koresh was a closeted gay?
He was flaming, but he didn't come out.


Q:  Why don't we have more prophets like David Koresh?
A:  It's such a high stress job that burnout is almost inevitable.


The Branch Davidian Church has split into two sects:
Orthodox and Extra-Crispy.


Q: How is Waco like a Snickers bar?
A: Roasted nuts.


What do you get when you cross David Koresh & Jeffrey Dahmer?
Brunch Davidian (barbecue naturally).


Q: Did you hear that David Koresh lost his job as the second messiah?
A: He got fired.


WACO:  We're A Combustible Organization


What does Waco stand for?
What a cook out!


 Did you hear that David Koresh was a closeted gay?
 He was flaming, but he didn't come out.


 Q: How did David Koresh find out he was Jesus Christ?
 A: God spoke to him through a burning building.


 WACO -- We All Cooked Ourselves


 What do you get when you cross David Koresh & Jeffrey Dahmer?
 Brunch Davidian (barbecue naturally).


 Q: Did you hear about the tragedy at Waco?
 A: Evidently an NBC News crew was trying to move in for a close-up...


  David Koresh was waiting for a message from GOD.
  . . . The message finally arrived . . .
  The message read:   "Bake at 700 degrees for 3 to 4 hours"!


 How do you pick up a Branch Davidian woman?
        With a dust-buster


 What did God say to David Koresh when he met him?
        Well done.


 What is the new Branch Davidian holiday?
        Ash Monday.

A special thanks to Jerry Shiffen who submitted this collection through
the U'Net Comedy conference.