旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 �THE JOKER'S LAIR� 쳐컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴캑 � DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 2 DITZS WHO DIED AT THE LAKE IN A TRUCK THE OTHER � � DAY? THEY WERE RIDING IN BACK AND COULD NOT GET THE TAILGATE DOWN!� �� � WHY DON'T DITZS NURSE THEIR OWN BABIES? BECAUSE IT'S SO PAINFUL TO BOIL � � THEIR NIPPLES!� �� � WHY DO SOME GIRLS LIKE TO DATE FAT POLITICIANS? THEY ENJOY BEING UNDER � � THE INFLUENCE.� �� � THE PRESIDENT DECIDES ONE DAY THAT HE NEEDS TO GET LAID. SO HE GOES� � DOWN TO A CATHOUSE WHERE HE SEES A BLONDE, A BRUNETTE, AND A REDHEAD.� � HE ASKS THE BLONDE "I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S., HOW MUCH WILL IT� � COST ME TO SLEEP WITH YOU?" SHE ANSWERS $300. POSING THE SAME� � QUESTION TO THE REDHEAD, HE IS TOLD $500. FINALLY HE ASKS THE� � BURNETTE, AND SHE SAYS.... "MR. PRESIDENT, IF YOU CAN RAISE MY SKIRT� � AS HIGH AS MY TAXES, LOWER MY PANTIES AS LOW AS MY WAGES, GET IT AS� � HARD AS THE TIMES, KEEP IT HARD FOR AS LONG AS I WAIT IN LINE AT THE� � STORE, MAKE ME AS HOT AS MY APARTMENT IN THE SUMMER, AND SCREW ME AS� � GOOD AS YOU HAVE THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA, THEN MR. PRESIDENT, IT AIN'T� � GONNA COST YOU A DIME!"� 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸