ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ Stupid Lawsuits³ ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³ so against McEnroe that he cheered McEnroe's opponent and cheered each ³ ³ time McEnroe made a fault. McEnroe, starting to get hot under the collar³ ³ about this fan's attitude yelled out, "Don't you have anything better to ³ ³ do than cheer for my opponent all afternoon?" The fan yelled back "No!" ³ ³ Further words were exchanged, McEnroe went over to the fan, flared into ³ ³ a verbal assault, flung his racket in the air. When the racket went up ³ ³ in the air some rosin flew off the racket. McEnroe went on to win three ³ ³ sets to two. But the fan wasn't finished, a week later he sued McEnroe ³ ³ for six million dollars.³ ³ The case alleged "grievous physical and mental injuries." The judge³ ³ didn't see it the same way. He stated that McEnroe may have acted in ³ ³ a "childlike" manner and "shabby" but found no assault and battery to ³ ³ warrant this type of legal action. The judge stated that at most the ³ ³ 'fan' got a fleck or two of rosin on him. Case was dismissed.³ ³ * A man went into a restroom at a bar; when he came out he complained that ³ ³ "someone or something" had punched and kicked him. The owner of the bar ³ ³ waved it off feeling the man had too much to drink. The man sued for ³ ³ a thousand dollars for damaged from the bar's "ghost." The judge, though³ ³ amused by the thought of a ghost punching and kicking this man, was not ³ ³ amused by the legal action and dismissed the case.³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ